Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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