I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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