That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Randomize
