i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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