So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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