I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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