So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
How's work?
Spinning.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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