I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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