I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
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