it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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