margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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