I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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