I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Shame - the story of my life.
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