Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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