there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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