Pappa wants mamma naked
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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