Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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