David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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