super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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