I just pynch a tree in the face
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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