It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
My vagina is officially offended.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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