so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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