As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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