so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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