I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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