id be glad to
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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