Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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