East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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