She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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