At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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