Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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