btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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