would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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