In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
