no. you can't hotbox the world.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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