like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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