Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
