I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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