; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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