everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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