When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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