i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Randomize
