video games are the ultimate cock blocker
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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