You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
its liver damage thursday
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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