Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
His nipple licking is glorious
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