is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she pinky promised me she was 18
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
They have beer where we have blood.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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