So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You wonโt make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and weโre drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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