found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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