....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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