The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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