We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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