i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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